Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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