I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
my being single is dangerous.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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