He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Hippo gnu deer
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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