Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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