The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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