I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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