It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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