I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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