i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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