We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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