margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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