come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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