So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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