If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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