What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
