nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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