That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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