on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I believe in your delicious
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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