At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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