we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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