Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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