first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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