i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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