Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm like, not good at living.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Drunk is a universal language darling
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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