butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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