I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
