i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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