You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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