It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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