How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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