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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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