Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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