This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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