he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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