Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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