Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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