Why are handjobs necessary in class?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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