I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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