of course. lets lasso hookers.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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