That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
