ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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