just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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