I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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