On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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