he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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