Swine flu. Run for my life!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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