he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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