went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I need to calm my uterus...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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