i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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