Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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