i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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