So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
