3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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