i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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