My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
This baby is an asshole
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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